Food Porn Journal

Soft, runny, pungent. May lead directly to groin throbbing, heaving decolletage. Lipitor.

That's right. Spoon that stuff right up. Slather it on a crust of bread and jam it, hard and deep, into your face.

A poached egg, yolk still runny, nestled in a warm bath of French cheese fondue, freshly blanketed with black truffles.

Choc-o-porn. Straight from the cocoa canal.

Graphics genius, Adam Lupsha, playing "Buzz the Horny Soundman," on set of our Boogie Nights-like demonstration.

With David Chang and his crew at Momofuku Ssam restaurant in New York.