US Southwest Journal

This made so-so TV, but it'll make a GREAT lawsuit. All the pain and humiliation -- you just can't put a price on that.

The Salton Sea, a tragic, absurdo and eerily beautiful post-apocalyptic one-time wonderland in the middle of the desert.

We're Not Worthy! Mike, Chris, Jared, Jerry, me and Todd in a moment of total hero-worship with Alice Cooper.

The production vehicle about halfway through the shoot: It looked like a pair of goats had been copulating in the back.

Ted Nugent shows me the M-60 machine gun. Pretty much an argument ender.

Should I? Or shouldn't I? I contemplate firing a nuclear missile at an unsuspecting neutral country of fondue dippers.

Jerry Risius ponders his imminently free steak.

Red wine and beef jerky. Tastes like ... victory.

The shooting party. Me, Ted and some seriously wounded Iraq vets, having fun at Chez Nugent.