Check out highlights of Bert the Conqueror's lifelong quest for the ultimate thrill.
Bert has conquered many obstacles in life, including this early challenge from a large dog.
Bert gains mastery in the art of self-feeding.
Bert conquers his fear of water.
Bert has always been at home behind the (big) wheel.
Bert never lets the big one get away.
Bert was a prolific slugger in the pre-steroid era.
Bert catches some seriously dangerous waves.
Bert was a force to be reckoned with on the living-room football circuit.
Bert conquers a terror ride called High School.
Bert conquers his fear of heights -- and fixed addresses.