Bert Conquers Life

Bert has conquered many obstacles in life, including this early challenge from a large dog.

Bert gains mastery in the art of self-feeding.

Bert conquers his fear of water.

Bert has always been at home behind the (big) wheel.

Bert never lets the big one get away.

Bert was a prolific slugger in the pre-steroid era.

Bert catches some seriously dangerous waves.

Bert was a force to be reckoned with on the living-room football circuit.

Bert conquers a terror ride called High School.

Bert conquers his fear of heights -- and fixed addresses.