Edge of America: Pennsylvania Pictures

“We didn’t win, but we did smash up the family car.” – Geoff Edgers

“At first, I felt as if I were wearing a towel to work. But at the Celtic Classic, I quickly realized the only way to properly make the scene was in a kilt.” – Geoff Edgers

“Actor Mark Tierno had a small role in George Romero’s classic <i>Day of the Dead.</i> He played a huge part in helping me get on my zombie face.” – Geoff Edgers

“Nothing says Zombie Fest like blood-soaked teddy bears.” – Geoff Edgers

“Ever since the multi-episode drama of ‘Fonzie Loves Pinky’ on Happy Days, I’ve been fascinated with demolition derbies.” – Geoff Edgers

“Going into the haggis-eating competition, I genuinely believed I had a chance. Then I met the competition.” – Geoff Edgers

“I wasn’t just getting a little makeup at Zombie Fest. I got a whole new face.” – Geoff Edgers

“Big, burly men compete at the Celtic Classic. This guy is lucky I left my spare arms at home.” – Geoff Edgers

“Before the main event, I got a chance to practice smashing cars with the 007 station wagon.” – Geoff Edgers

“Sorry Wham! At Zombie Fest, I realized pretty quickly that the only way to really connect with the crowd was to choose death.” – Geoff Edgers

“<i>This</i> was going to keep my neck stabilized during the Demolition Derby?” – Geoff Edgers

“What’s a flaming car between friends?” – Geoff Edgers