Man’s Giant Package Alerts Airport Officials

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San Francisco International Airport

Man's giant package causes a stir in airport security. Yes, it's true.

When Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport, the authorities had no idea just who they were dealing with.

True, the 41-year-old New York man was sporting a suspicious bulge in his pants as he passed through the airport metal detector, but there was a perfectly reasonable explanation.

You see, Mr. Falcon is in constant possession of the world’s largest penis.

The Huffington Post called his suspected contraband a “weapon of mass conception.”

Check out the full story at huffingtonpost.com.



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