Best of Tony's #Bourdainisms

See our picks for Anthony Bourdain's best quotes, also known as Bourdainisms. Tweet your favorite on Twitter with the hashtag #Bourdainisms.

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Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia
Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia

Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia

"I'm on a boat!" -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain handling fish in Croatia

Tony Bourdain handling fish in Croatia

"Lobotomizing a tuna. As easy as confusing a Kardashian." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Blocks of cheese and knife

Blocks of cheese and knife

"The headline reads: 'American Chef Implicated in Torso Murder!'" -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain lying on the floor in Croatia

Tony Bourdain lying on the floor in Croatia

"The wages of sin. Croatian wine, it turns out, is excellent. And plentiful." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Plate of food in Croatia

Plate of food in Croatia

"Reason enough to get on a plane for Croatia NOW." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia

Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia

"I'm on a boat!" -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain handling fish in Croatia

Tony Bourdain handling fish in Croatia

"Lobotomizing a tuna. As easy as confusing a Kardashian." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Blocks of cheese and knife

Blocks of cheese and knife

"The headline reads: 'American Chef Implicated in Torso Murder!'" -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain lying on the floor in Croatia

Tony Bourdain lying on the floor in Croatia

"The wages of sin. Croatian wine, it turns out, is excellent. And plentiful." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Plate of food in Croatia

Plate of food in Croatia

"Reason enough to get on a plane for Croatia NOW." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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Tony Bourdain poses with a recruited family in Finland

Tony Bourdain poses with a recruited family in Finland

"Our radio call-in recruited family, with crew. And they were awesome. The perfect hosts, and great cooks." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain dressed in racing car gear in Finland

Tony Bourdain dressed in racing car gear in Finland

"How do you say, 'Head-on collision' in Finnish"? – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain with blood on his back in Finland

Tony Bourdain with blood on his back in Finland

"Blood Feast! Finland style. What they do for fun after a sauna." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain poses with Gypsies in Finland

Tony Bourdain poses with Gypsies in Finland

"My Big Fat Gypsy/Rockabilly night out." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Shot of alcohol bottle in Finland

Shot of alcohol bottle in Finland

"Yes. This exists. And 100 percent pube-free!" – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Close-up of food in Finland

Close-up of food in Finland

"I met my match for drunk food. Possibly the all-time worst. Don't believe me? See next photo." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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Tony Bourdain walking past the fish shop in Penang

Tony Bourdain walking past the fish shop in Penang

"Fish shopping at a floating village." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain in a hammock in Penang

Tony Bourdain in a hammock in Penang

"Some quality hammock time. It's SO important!" – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Show producer entices a monkey in Penang

Show producer entices a monkey in Penang

"Producer Tom Vitale entices an ebola infected monkey with his tender bits." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain and a monkey in Penang

Tony Bourdain and a monkey in Penang

"An obviously alcoholic monkey makes a grab for my beer. Bad monkey!" – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Picture of Tony Bourdain on TV in Penang

Picture of Tony Bourdain on TV in Penang

"Strange as hell sitting in a crummy little bar, other side of the world, look up and there you are on TV." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain eats in Penang

Tony Bourdain eats in Penang

"Dragon kid watches me eat -- before turning me over to fellow cult members." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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