Best of Tony's #Bourdainisms

See our picks for Anthony Bourdain's best quotes, also known as Bourdainisms. Tweet your favorite on Twitter with the hashtag #Bourdainisms.

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Sardinia
Sardinia

Sardinia

Tony spends his summers in Lake in Lombardy, Italy and Nuoro in Sardinia. 960 1280

  

Uruguay

Uruguay

Montevideo, Uruguay is a new favorite for Tony Bourdain, after visiting the country for an episode of No Reservations. 960 1280

  

Colombia

Colombia

Tony visited Cartagena, Colombia, on Season 4 of No Reservations. 960 1280

  

Joshua Tree

Joshua Tree

Joshua Tree National Park in Southern California, a beautiful spot for nature lovers to walk, hike and camp. 960 1280

  

Ubud, Bali

Ubud, Bali

Tony visited Ubud, Bali, in Season 2 of No Reservations. Ubud is truly a paradise, not to miss. 960 1280

  

Cuba

Cuba

The beautiful city of Havana. A must-see destination, for those not currently prohibited, anyway. 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain in Montana

Tony Bourdain in Montana

Tony was taken aback by the sheer beauty of Montana. Here, he is pictured with painter and author Russell Chatham outside of Livingston, MT. 960 1280

  

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Sardinia

Sardinia

Tony spends his summers in Lake in Lombardy, Italy and Nuoro in Sardinia. 960 1280

  

Uruguay

Uruguay

Montevideo, Uruguay is a new favorite for Tony Bourdain, after visiting the country for an episode of No Reservations. 960 1280

  

Colombia

Colombia

Tony visited Cartagena, Colombia, on Season 4 of No Reservations. 960 1280

  

Joshua Tree

Joshua Tree

Joshua Tree National Park in Southern California, a beautiful spot for nature lovers to walk, hike and camp. 960 1280

  

Ubud, Bali

Ubud, Bali

Tony visited Ubud, Bali, in Season 2 of No Reservations. Ubud is truly a paradise, not to miss. 960 1280

  

Cuba

Cuba

The beautiful city of Havana. A must-see destination, for those not currently prohibited, anyway. 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain in Montana

Tony Bourdain in Montana

Tony was taken aback by the sheer beauty of Montana. Here, he is pictured with painter and author Russell Chatham outside of Livingston, MT. 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia

Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia

"I'm on a boat!" -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain handling fish in Croatia

Tony Bourdain handling fish in Croatia

"Lobotomizing a tuna. As easy as confusing a Kardashian." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Blocks of cheese and knife

Blocks of cheese and knife

"The headline reads: 'American Chef Implicated in Torso Murder!'" -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain lying on the floor in Croatia

Tony Bourdain lying on the floor in Croatia

"The wages of sin. Croatian wine, it turns out, is excellent. And plentiful." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Plate of food in Croatia

Plate of food in Croatia

"Reason enough to get on a plane for Croatia NOW." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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Tony Bourdain poses with a recruited family in Finland

Tony Bourdain poses with a recruited family in Finland

"Our radio call-in recruited family, with crew. And they were awesome. The perfect hosts, and great cooks." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain dressed in racing car gear in Finland

Tony Bourdain dressed in racing car gear in Finland

"How do you say, 'Head-on collision' in Finnish"? – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain with blood on his back in Finland

Tony Bourdain with blood on his back in Finland

"Blood Feast! Finland style. What they do for fun after a sauna." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain poses with Gypsies in Finland

Tony Bourdain poses with Gypsies in Finland

"My Big Fat Gypsy/Rockabilly night out." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Shot of alcohol bottle in Finland

Shot of alcohol bottle in Finland

"Yes. This exists. And 100 percent pube-free!" – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Close-up of food in Finland

Close-up of food in Finland

"I met my match for drunk food. Possibly the all-time worst. Don't believe me? See next photo." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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