Best of Tony's #Bourdainisms

See our picks for Anthony Bourdain's best quotes, also known as Bourdainisms. Tweet your favorite on Twitter with the hashtag #Bourdainisms.

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Tony speaks with Zamir in Kansas City

Tony speaks with Zamir in Kansas City

"My continuing tutelage of Zamir in the manly art of being a douchey TV host." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony and friends eat barbecue in Kansas City

Tony and friends eat barbecue in Kansas City

"Dan and Patrick aka The Black Keys, appearing as a tag team of itinerant serial killers, tuck into some barbecue between dismemberments." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Zamir sitting at a tailgate in Kansas City

Zamir sitting at a tailgate in Kansas City

"Zamir Gotta, Chiefs fan." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Close-up of meat on the barbecue in Kansas City

Close-up of meat on the barbecue in Kansas City

"Meatopolis! Why our camera crew are still all sticky and smoky." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Zamir at Leila's Hair Museum

Zamir at Leila's Hair Museum

"Zamir investigates the history of follicles in America at Leila’s Hair Museum." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia

Tony Bourdain on a boat in Croatia

"I'm on a boat!" -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain handling fish in Croatia

Tony Bourdain handling fish in Croatia

"Lobotomizing a tuna. As easy as confusing a Kardashian." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Blocks of cheese and knife

Blocks of cheese and knife

"The headline reads: 'American Chef Implicated in Torso Murder!'" -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain lying on the floor in Croatia

Tony Bourdain lying on the floor in Croatia

"The wages of sin. Croatian wine, it turns out, is excellent. And plentiful." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Plate of food in Croatia

Plate of food in Croatia

"Reason enough to get on a plane for Croatia NOW." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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Tony Bourdain poses with a recruited family in Finland

Tony Bourdain poses with a recruited family in Finland

"Our radio call-in recruited family, with crew. And they were awesome. The perfect hosts, and great cooks." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain dressed in racing car gear in Finland

Tony Bourdain dressed in racing car gear in Finland

"How do you say, 'Head-on collision' in Finnish"? – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain with blood on his back in Finland

Tony Bourdain with blood on his back in Finland

"Blood Feast! Finland style. What they do for fun after a sauna." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain poses with Gypsies in Finland

Tony Bourdain poses with Gypsies in Finland

"My Big Fat Gypsy/Rockabilly night out." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Shot of alcohol bottle in Finland

Shot of alcohol bottle in Finland

"Yes. This exists. And 100 percent pube-free!" – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Close-up of food in Finland

Close-up of food in Finland

"I met my match for drunk food. Possibly the all-time worst. Don't believe me? See next photo." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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