Best of Tony's #Bourdainisms

See our picks for Anthony Bourdain's best quotes, also known as Bourdainisms. Tweet your favorite on Twitter with the hashtag #Bourdainisms.

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Tony speaks with Zamir in Kansas City

Tony speaks with Zamir in Kansas City

"My continuing tutelage of Zamir in the manly art of being a douchey TV host." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony and friends eat barbecue in Kansas City

Tony and friends eat barbecue in Kansas City

"Dan and Patrick aka The Black Keys, appearing as a tag team of itinerant serial killers, tuck into some barbecue between dismemberments." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Zamir sitting at a tailgate in Kansas City

Zamir sitting at a tailgate in Kansas City

"Zamir Gotta, Chiefs fan." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Close-up of meat on the barbecue in Kansas City

Close-up of meat on the barbecue in Kansas City

"Meatopolis! Why our camera crew are still all sticky and smoky." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Zamir at Leila's Hair Museum

Zamir at Leila's Hair Museum

"Zamir investigates the history of follicles in America at Leila’s Hair Museum." -- Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

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Tony Bourdain walking past the fish shop in Penang

Tony Bourdain walking past the fish shop in Penang

"Fish shopping at a floating village." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain in a hammock in Penang

Tony Bourdain in a hammock in Penang

"Some quality hammock time. It's SO important!" – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Show producer entices a monkey in Penang

Show producer entices a monkey in Penang

"Producer Tom Vitale entices an ebola infected monkey with his tender bits." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain and a monkey in Penang

Tony Bourdain and a monkey in Penang

"An obviously alcoholic monkey makes a grab for my beer. Bad monkey!" – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Picture of Tony Bourdain on TV in Penang

Picture of Tony Bourdain on TV in Penang

"Strange as hell sitting in a crummy little bar, other side of the world, look up and there you are on TV." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain eats in Penang

Tony Bourdain eats in Penang

"Dragon kid watches me eat -- before turning me over to fellow cult members." – Tony Bourdain 960 1280

  

Sardinia

Sardinia

Tony spends his summers in Lake in Lombardy, Italy and Nuoro in Sardinia. 960 1280

  

Uruguay

Uruguay

Montevideo, Uruguay is a new favorite for Tony Bourdain, after visiting the country for an episode of No Reservations. 960 1280

  

Colombia

Colombia

Tony visited Cartagena, Colombia, on Season 4 of No Reservations. 960 1280

  

Joshua Tree

Joshua Tree

Joshua Tree National Park in Southern California, a beautiful spot for nature lovers to walk, hike and camp. 960 1280

  

Ubud, Bali

Ubud, Bali

Tony visited Ubud, Bali, in Season 2 of No Reservations. Ubud is truly a paradise, not to miss. 960 1280

  

Cuba

Cuba

The beautiful city of Havana. A must-see destination, for those not currently prohibited, anyway. 960 1280

  

Tony Bourdain in Montana

Tony Bourdain in Montana

Tony was taken aback by the sheer beauty of Montana. Here, he is pictured with painter and author Russell Chatham outside of Livingston, MT. 960 1280

  

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