On a thrilling Texas trip, Bert faces fierce boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions, enters a Bonnie Knees contest, rides a unique shuttle coaster and battles his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.
Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.
Bert suffers injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.
Bert wildly sprints downhill attempting to finish before a roll of cheese.
Bert attempts to walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.
Bert races an ATV over a mud pit at the annual Eagle Mountain Mud Run in Burtrum, Minnesota.
Bert seeks the Heartland's best thrills, including a maniacally muddy 5K race.
Bert faces his fear of heights by riding Colorado's highest thrill rides.
Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.
Bert prays he can outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1,000-foot hill.