Best of Zak's Tweets
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Best of Zak
"had a dream last nite I was in the movie "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" and they turned me into that cotton candy cocoon thing..it was rad"
"I love when you type texts in ALL CAPS people act like im pouring acid in their eyes. Its just the bigger form of the alphabet people"
"w/ Warlock Christian Day & a Witch conducting ritual in the "Witch House"...what happened during it was incredible http://twitpic.com/40nu8v"
"I pretty much cleaned out a salt water taffy store today of all its candy...Zotz, Wax Soda Pop Bottles, Giant Sno-Caps, guess it was a binge"
"For Valentines day Im gonna find a woman and charm her with my Fabio side..the artist --> http://on.fb.me/gOKdPf http://twitpic.com/3z6zbw"
"How cool would it be to be a recording artist for the 'Sounds of Nature' CDs....'yea my new album is almost done just waitin for it to rain'"
"Reading this NOT in a good way....LOL"
"Some days I wake up feeling as if I am possessed by someone else..."
"I feel like eating a whole jar of maraschino cherries, then a Cadbury Egg...chase it down with a Yoo-Hoo then eat a saltine cracker"
"for all of u askin what my tatt is - My experience in Poveglia inspired it...Fight between GooD n eViLc"
More Best of Zak
"is it weird that I think it's cool watching senior citizens dance to techno music? seriously though it's really cool to watch"
"went out with @AaronGoodwin last nite then he just disappeared and i havent heard from him...gonna check the roof of Caesar's Palace"
"Lockdown in my own home http://twitpic.com/3tq7kj"
"I think the dungeon has its own portal ....billy walked down there now i cant find him just paint buckets and mohawk gel. #wheresbilly 1:23 AM Jan 26th"
"So far since Ive been home from an intense Lockdown Ive just heard two moans coming from my dungeon and jus got static charge..good stuff!"
"filming right now and there is a huge Oil Discovery or somethin & tons of ppl are drillin tryin to get rich..goin to Walmart buyin a shovel"
"I havent had any respiratory issues since Goldfield Hotel which was couple months ago and after I watched it tonight its back"
"My fear is when im on the Gravitron or carnival ride it has mechanical problem and it never stops going and u spin to death #BadWayToGoOut"
"@AaronGoodwin has the most energy of anyone Ive ever met...i think his blood has helium in it"
"@DjInfernoLV http://twitpic.com/3oxv41 - My secret room in my basement....I love my dungeon"