Bert experiences 2 uphill water roller coasters, competes in a muddy drag race and joins a blobbing contest in Texas.Go to Episode
Bert experiences the innovative acceleration of Master Blaster and Dragon's Revenge, 2 waterslides that utilize special jets to propel rafts uphill like a roller coaster!
305 West Austin Street, New Braunfels, TX 78130
Bert goes to summer camp and reconnects with his youth, entering a blobbing competition in the lake with some local Texas kids.
6424 Hackberry Road, Rocksprings, TX 78880
Bert suits up and takes on some serious Texas daredevils in the muddiest drag race in the South!
3333 S Loop 1604 E, San Antonio, TX 78264
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