Bert the Conqueror Episodes
Season 3, Episode 1
Colorado Canyon Swing
Bert faces his fear of heights by strapping into Colorado's highest thrill rides, including Denver's tallest roller coaster, a Skycoaster swinging 1,200 feet above a river and a one-of-a-kind aerial dive through a 200-foot canyon.
Season 3, Episode 2
Walk on Water
Bert attempts to walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.
Season 3, Episode 3
Bert's Biggest Splash
Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.
Season 3, Episode 4
Bert & Gurney
Bert visits the Tri-State Area for a wild tour of the region's most extreme attractions. After suffering a freak injury on a waterslide, can Bert come back in time to conquer a 5K full of inflatable obstacles?
Season 3, Episode 5
Running of the Balls
Bert takes a road trip through Kentucky and Tennessee, riding America's tallest free body water slide and competing in the Running of the Balls, an extreme event where runners are chased down a hill by a colossal plastic ball.
Season 3, Episode 6
The Big Cheese
Bert wildly sprints downhill attempting to finish before a roll of cheese.
Season 3, Episode 7
Seeing Red
Can Bert withstand 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle?
Season 3, Episode 8
Mind-blowing Michigan
Bert tackles Michigan's top thrills, such as a backyard "Abusement Park."
Season 3, Episode 10
Barbecue and Barbed Wire
Bert treks through America's Heartland in search of the region's best thrills. He's taking on the world's tallest waterslide and a maniacally muddy 5K race with 26 grueling obstacles.
Season 3, Episode 11
Midwest Mud Fest
Bert journeys through America's Midwest, seeking out the region's biggest thrills, including a high anxiety haunted house and a wild ATV race at the Eagle Mountain Mud Run.
Season 3, Episode 12
Bringing Home the Bacon
Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.
Season 3, Episode 13
Friday Night Heights
On a thrilling Texas trip, Bert faces fierce boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions, enters a Bonnie Knees contest, rides a unique shuttle coaster and battles his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.
Season 3, Episode 14
Mr. Universal
Bert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.
